Lost in Translation...English we find in Peru

Soon ago, we find funny. Notebook cover in Inglish. Translation much bad. We laugh much. Take picture me do notebook funny. Share we do which you.
For those who can't read it, this is what it says.
"I like racing car/do you like too
It you do you must be careful/because is very dangeous
Wow/you can to play the game witch me/concentrate is you are not you it be bit
Espirit in the power of succes/you can because the champion/if you are playing very
ROARR.."

We hope you enjoy this fine jewel of English grammar that we found down here. We laughed a lot. We recommend reading it, especially the last paragraph, in a heavy accent (Nacho Libre style). Enjoy!