Held Up

So, last week I was headed to an ATM to withdraw some cash. I was fairly focused on my objective, so I ignorantly ignored the two men standing outside the glass door. As I approached, both men pulled out their guns, pointed them up at me and said, “Sir, can you wait 5 more minutes to use the ATM?” Like anyone else in that sort of situation, I replied, “Well of course. Take 10 if you want.” The gentlemen were changing over the cash in the ATM’s. I should have noticed the bright yellow armored truck parked out front, or how they were both in uniform, Kevlar vest, talking on their radios, etc….